top 5 "foods" [2]

Hi this is the second post from the top 5 series :000
I really think I should create a layout for my blog but that's sooooooo long ;_;
Maybe in the next 237 years perhaps.

Anyways yh. Top 5 foods.

5. McCoy's Thai Sweet Chicken

Now I apologise in advance if you were looking for some sort of 3 star Michelin meals, I can guarantee you will not find that here x_x. tbh the whole entire time I was just restraining the urge to make every single entry here some variation of chicken and rice so at least be happy only 40% of the list includes it >:)

4. Chocolate Cake

Three layer chocolate cake from Sainsbury's is a blessing. It's about the only blessing Sainsbury's can provide. Everything about the texture of the icing contrasted with the actual cake itself just makes this "meal" taste like a simulation of heaven. It's about the only meal that does not need to come with a drink, because the icing does it all for you. Well actually there are many other meals but still lol. 

3. Buffalo Chicken and Rice

This isn't actually buffalo chicken but all the search results brought up the most disgusting pieces of "food" in the world there was no way I could use that to explain my case >_>. I don't need to explain this to you anyways though. Anything including rice is a beauty. I wouldn't be surprised if I found out you were only made up of 2% rice bc I can safely assume you are probably lacking big time lol/jk

2. Noodles [Specifically Indomie]

idrk why people always choose to add those stupid things on top of the noodles bc all they do is make my life harder. But noodles on their own are SO. GOOD. ESPECIALLY INDOMIE. If I convinced one lucky soul to find some and cook them today then I would be so proud (*˘︶˘*). Chicken and or scrambled eggs are the only exception when it comes to the no-topping rule for me personally.

1. Fried Rice

I would literally give half of my life away happily if it meant I could eat this shit everyday man. Every single topping on this. The prawns, the eggs, the chicken, hell even the fucking vegetables and soggy onions. You can put literal shit on top of fried rice and it would still all taste nice. OHMIGOD just looking at this makes me want to eat my laptop screen goodness.

As always, these lists are subject to both change and opinion so it's mostly based on what i've seen, not actually the ultimate top 5, but you probs already know that.
If you feel like anything should be replaced, feel free to post and depending on how bothered I can be on the day I might edit it.
I am not liable for anybody's dissatisfaction so like always, don't get too pressed if you disagree with the list. [But still, get as pressed as you please, this is a zone of rage.]

Anyways bye now. Byeeeeee!