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I just remembered something that happened last year

So I was in my full Magnus Archives obsessed mode and for my birthday I wanted the like- green broken glass with the Magnus Archives- logo? On it? 

And the person at the store was like “sorry we can’t do that it’s like- copywrited and we can’t make money off of it” 

So for some reason I had that memory pop into my head and the first thing I thought after was

“Damn is like- Jonah Magnus gonna come fuckin kill you or something if you make this cake?” 

I

I don’t even know anymore-