Went on a date.

So I went on a date with this chick and she started rambling about her furry cock prefrences in public and I'm just fuckin staring at her dead in the eyes with this emotionless gaze wondering what the fuck she's thinking, and shes all like "oh yknow i like it when the knot is X diameter" and I just start booking it to my car shes slamming on the fucking window rn im tryna drive off but shes infront of the fucking car i swear to god here comes her fucking friends this is like a fucking zombie apocalypse scene where they get in the car and its sorrounded by zombies oh my fucking god these window repairs are gunna cost so fucking much aaaand holy shit i just ran her over alright ima let yall know if i get caught by the police for this shit but im driving away rn so atleast im safe