Relationships r scary :(

I Like this cuz nobody uses this stupid fuckin site so I can post like I’m writing in my silly little diary ;) 

I never had a diary cuz back in my day *insert old lady emoji* we had to actually write with a pen and paper (i have chicken scratch handwriting). We didn’t have these snazzy little phones and computers like you kids. Ok, actually, yes, we did have these phones and computers. I Just wasn’t  allowed to have one cuz I broke a tv with a wii remote once and was never trusted with electronics again. Ya, I guess you could say I was a pretty bad kid kachowwww (mom pls I swear it was an accident the remote slipped out of my hand).

Anyways the worst part about the dating world is that I’m forced to talk to people who definitely have not passed a single English class. Ever. Granted, I also failed English classes which I’m sure you can tell by this post alone. But I mean… “Unluckey”? Really???

Also, call me crazy but I’m pretty big on astrology and my chart says that all my relationships are essentially gonna suck and won’t last long. Wordddd!

Checks out.