My Ideals:

I'm copying Kunikida, to be my spouse you have to fit at least 90% of my ideals... (JOKE)

1. You must have good hygiene (at least as good as mine)

2. You must be around my height (taller or shorter is fine)

3. You must be able to do your basic maths such as addition, subtraction, division and multiplication fluently (don't wanna date a dumbo)

4. Your values must align with with mine 90% (but if your values are very different than mine, I don't think we can hype when Taylor Swift releases her new album)

5. You must accept me for who I am 100% (if not 100% then I will 100% shove a garden spider up your ass, I live in Australia btw :>)

6. You must have a good taste in music (rock, metal, pop, j-pop/rock and alt)

7. You cannot be stinky, I have a sensitive nose (deodorant that's too strong will burn my nose the same way I will burn your soul)

8. You can't be rude to people who service you (waiter, cashier, etc...)

9. You must be flexible in your plans because if I want to have a date, I want to have a date.

10. You can't be very loud because I have sensitive ears and I hate sudden loud noises (unless we're both loud, then that's fine)

11. You must be able to read properly (because sometimes I can't)

12. You can't be racist because I'm not and why should you?

13. You must respect my boundaries because if you don't I will not respect yours

14. You must be prepared for unexpected things (such as the things I say or do)

15. You must have nice hands (its an artist thing)

16. You must be able to handle sweaty hands (because my hands are sweaty 24/7 for no reason)

17. You can't be misogynistic

18. You must be an ally (I'm non-binary >:C)

19. You can't be self centred/narcissistic (I hate that)

20. You must have a good taste in fashion (because if you don't, I can't stand you)

21. Your face must be mid (according to me)

22. You must be able to dress up on dates because if I'm wearing smth fancy and you're wearing a fucking hoodie, I will hate you...

23. You can't be tone deaf, we need to be able to sing karaoke together and lose our voices

24. You can't be obsessed with me because that's weird...

25. You must give me compliments because if you don't I will burn your chimken alive

26. You can't hate animals

27. You can't be over passionate on things you love and stand for (what I mean is: you can't force your ideals on other people)

28. You must be polite to everyone, including strangers

29. Your tempter can't be as bad as mine (because if I get angry and you're angry, I'm gonna get more angry)

30. You must be somewhat mature, like, take responsibility in your wrongdoings and don't deny it bitch or I will deny your love

31. You must understand that I don't like talking about my emotions (autism things)

32. Sometimes I'm mean and you just have to be able to deal with it

33. Your personal space is my space too (I love hugs and whatnot)

34. Your neck should be sexy (also artist thing... I think...)

35. You must be able to say "I love you" to me everyday in some form or another

36. If you like your mattress hard... stay away from me (I like softer mattresses because they don't hurt my neck)

37. You must be able to put up with lots and lots of bullshit (because I'm full of it)

38. I may ask for a lot of things such as food or candy but please don't listen to me even if I get upset (for health reasons...)

39. You must be able to make me a card for Valentines every February 

40. You can't get upset when I forget your birthday and you must give me something for my birthday every year

41. You can't be uber negative 'cause vibes like that aren't allowed when I'm around

42. If you're upset, just know I'm here to listen, though I won't care much (autism things too)

43. You must be Asian (I'm sorry)

44. You must have a healthy diet or else I will eat your belly fat because I'm too skinny

45. You must have a regular exercise routine and force me to do it too

46. You must be able to cook well enough to be able to make choco cookies (I can't bake)

47. You must be understanding to people

48. You must be patient with me because I'm crazy

49. You must be punctual (don't be late to things)

50. You should be able to trust me with your things (though I don't recommend it)

51. You must communicate with me some way or another or else I will get lonely and you don't want that do you?

52. You must support me and I will support you

53. You must be able to love me or else nothing will happen

54. You can't be a dry texter (I love talking in text)

55. If you can't accept the fact that I type in broken sentences, I will break your face

56. You must accept the fact that I may answer your texts immediately. It doesn't mean I'm obsessed with you, it actually doesn't mean anything. I do this with almost everyone.

57. You must have a job that's not dealing drugs or selling organs (that's my job)

58. If my room is messy, tell me and force me to clean it (because I'm lazy)

59. Your fingernails must be clean and good looking (I don't wanna hold hands with someone who doesn't take care of themselves)

60. You can be 3 years older or younger than me (I don't mind)

61. You can't have stinky-ass feet (don't be stinky in general)

62. Be open-minded (its not that hard)

63. If you think I'm trying to argue with you when I'm just addressing the problem, Ima kill you fr

64. You can't drink alcohol (when I get all close to you, all I will smell is carbonated, alcoholised piss *beer*)

65. You must respect my culture, so what if we eat intestines, liver, heart, stomach, and just about every part of the animal except the asshole huh? what problem do you have with that? I will rip out YOUR stomach and make ngau zap with it (yummers)

66. If you hangout with bad (what I consider to be bad) people, I will make you leave them and get better friends for you

67. Don't tell your friends to "kys" (this applies mostly to unhinged males)

68. Don't try to be an "alpha" male. Be a true alpha male and cry your heart out when you're sad or I will assert dominance

69. oral sex (JOKE, I prefer not to tho, I might get disease)

70. Don't be creepy overall.... or I will be your sleep paralysis demon

71. GO TO THERAPY OR I WILL FUCKING LOSE IT (YOU NEED HELP)

72. I like calm ppl