MADE THIS 1 A BLOG 2 JST INCASE

(SRRY 4 THE TYPOS IM STILL DYSLEXIC )

(HAVENT BEEN CURED YET)

FEATURING FISH DICK AND ME SHART SHAT VAN TEST

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE ANOTHER GRILLEDCHESE TUT? FUCK YOU YOUR BANNED FROM THE STOVE!!!!

SO HERE HOW TO MAKE CEREAL CUZ U PROBABLY CANT EVEN FUCKING MAKE THAT ON YOUR OWN

(IF WE CATCH U USEING THE STOVE WE WILL BE VRY DISAPOINTED)

FIRST WALK THE APROPRIATE AMOUNT OF STEPS TOWARDS YOUR REFRIDGEARATER DIRK 

NEXT DIRK YOU USE YOUR DOMINATE HAN TO OPEN THE DOOR OF THE REFRIGURATER DIRK AND THEN YOU THOUROUGHLY ANALYZE THE INSIDE OF IT AND SCOUT OUT THE DAIRY BEVERAGE OF YOUR PREFERANCE DIRK.

THEN  CLOSE THE FRIDGE AND TAKE THE APROPRIATE AMONT OF STEPS TO YOUR COUNTER AND SET DOWN YOUR DAIRY BEVFERAGE DIRK.

AQUIRE THE CEREAL OF YOUR PREFERANCE.

SAFELY OPEN YOUR CUPBOARD (IF YOU CAN REACH IT) AND PICK THE BOWLS NOT PLATES AND NOT CUPS 

GOOD FUCKING JOB IF YOU MADE IT THIS FAR DIRK. NOW YOUVE SUCSEEFULLY GOTTEN MOST OF THE SUPPLIES

SOMETHING TO HELP YOUR SMALL LITTEL SHORT TINY (LIKE YOUR HIGHT) ATTENTION SPAN 

GO TO WHERE EVER YOU MIGHT KEEP YOUR SILVERWHERE DIRK.

GET A SPOON NOT A FORK OR A KNIFE DIRK.

OPEN THE CEREAL BOX DIRK.

POUR THE FUCKING CEREAL DIRK.

POUR YOUR PREFERED AMOUNT OF YOUR PREFERED DAIRY BEVERAGE DIRK

(FOR EXAMPLE ERIDAN FUCKING DROWNS HIS CEREAL IN MILK.)

WOWOWOWOWOWOW

YOURE GETTING THERE DIRK

SIDE DISHES DIRK. 

YES WE ATE THAT ENTIRE FUCKING CONTAINER OF ICECREAM ITS ON MY FLOOR RN /SRS

HOLY SHIT YOU FUCKING MADE IT DIRK.

(SRRY IT TOOK SO FUCKING LONG WE HAD 2 SCURRY OFF TO MY TRAMOPLEIN TO LISTEN 2 MLP FANSONGS FOR LIKE HALF AN HOUR.)

(THIS IS ALL WE ATE ALL DAY BTW)

(LIKE THE OTHER ONE THIS POST IS COMP-LETELY UNTARGETED AT ANYONE IN PARTICULAR.)