the dentist

hey guys! huhuhuhuhhuh. so today this chick brought me in her room and strapped me to this chair, huhuhuhuhhuuh. i could see her boobs hanging, huhuhuhuuh. she told me to put on these glasses, which made me see darker. isn't the whole point of glasses is to make you see better? huhuhuhuuhh. she stuck these metal tongs in my mouth and i came out of there with a bloody mouth, just like with every girl ive met huuhuhuhuhuuh.

-Butthead