Breaking News!!!: i have traumatized myself with a Stanley Parable fic

Oh lawrd i thought this would be like- just- just a LITTLE 

Ya know

Gay

But uh

I underestimated this 

ITS NOT EVEN LIKE- HALFWAY THROUGH THE FIC 

AGH

WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF IM GONNA GO TO H E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS 

Welp-

Uhhhhhhh

I didnt even end up finishing the fic because DAMN 

That was spicier than 50,000 one chips