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TRIP TO FUCKEN POLAND!

Adventure Time - PenguinHello Eelyone! Mr Shallowbones has been on yet another journey!
This time it's a trip to femboy land! aka. Poland

Most of this blog will consist images and not much text, it'll probably be really long so apologies in advance!


My first and second day were mostly traveling so I don't have much to say about them only the fact that i had a fucken stroke! But i visited Hitler's bunker
Lowkey it wasn't that interesting cuz I'm not a history nerd,, and it was all just fallen apart bunkers with moss on them, not even worth showing anything!


Now the third day was when the fun started!! I finally came to Gdynia and our first stop was the aquarium and god it was LOVELY!

I got to see my favorite fish EVER! (aka. Morray eel, alligator gar and catfish!)



I have no idea what this guy is? I've only seen these type of fishes in the game path of titans, looks prehistoric to me


dumbass anaconda in a tank!?






MEGALODON MOUTH
since when are clown fish black ...



SELFIE!!
BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS!!!

seeing this was really cool, some sort of fish and shrimp cleaning this fat lad!
he even opened up his gill for the fish to get in there



Thas the end of the aquarium! I also saw jellyfishes and sturgeons and all sorts of fishes :D

At the gift shop i just had to cop the biggest plushie there
THIS FELLA WAS SO EXPENSIVE!

Later on I went on this pirate ship! It drifted out to sea pretty far away, was an amazing sight honestly



Saw this seagull too, sick lad



After a good eep i strolled off to a military shop for godknows what reason



(spacehey these are not real guns pls dont ban me)

got this knife for me self :D

Later we just walked around town and the beach so I'll spam pics of that

random ass cross idk

I went to a bookstore and saw shit that I did not expect to see in a bookstore
I really wanted to get it all but im a BROKE LAD!

JESSE WE NEED TO BUY PLOTS! WE NEED TO INVEST!


ive never heard of mega puzzles/legos before but if it does official collabs with pokemon i should check them out


copped some stuff at an anime store too


like an incel i also bought the same game for like the fourth time (everyone should do this buy skyrim.)

On our last day we went to Malborok I'm p sure and saw the biggest castle in the world! so that's sumthin to talk ab (lowkey it didn't seem that big)


My nerd ass bought a shield and a helmet (I HAD TO!)


this place reminded me of a tavern in skyrim (most normal skyrim player)

This greatsword was SO SICK MAN
does anyone know why it hasĀ  this wavy-teethy look?

And with this comes the end of my journey to Poland :D
I could've seen much more in Gdansk but I am not a billionaire so maybe next time:)
I really enjoyed this trip, and I hope its enjoyable to read this blog!


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Cyadical

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Month late to the party, but oh my godzilla you're so right about that place looking like a
Please adhere to the SpaceHey Rules.
Skyrim tavern
Skyrim modders need to get their food and inspiration to recreate that place in game immediately


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please adhere to the spacehey rules

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but on god its teh largest castle in the world!! they need to recreate it asap

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Harrison

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OH MY FUCKING GOD BREAKING BAD MONOPOLY WTF??

Also looks like you had a rlly fun time! Im glad u got to see hella cool fishy bois.

Be warned tho, i am gonna steal that croc plush when you least expect it, i cannot be stopped so savour your time with it before it is too late.

Come to aus next and we can feed you to the crocs <3


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Unstoppable Lobster

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Looks like you had a blast! I know when I had an 18 hour layover in Shanghai, I immediately went to visit the aquarium. It was worth it.

Hopefully, things are too chaotic in Poland with what's going on in Eastern Europe.


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being in poland was actually kinda rough cuz im russian and so is my mother, and she doesnt know ANY english, so if shes alone without me shes kinda fucked, cuz polish people dont speak russian out of SPITE, and are like "learn ukrainian you fuckers" so we had to purely speak english, but yes it was hella awesome!

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Tate_

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OH MY FUCKING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
THE PLUSHIE IS SO CUTE OMG.

YOU LITERALLY WENT ON A FUCKIN PIRATE SHIP WHAT THE FREAK.
AND THE CASTLE PICTURES HOLY SHIT THEYRE AMAZING, WHAT AN AWESOME TRIP HOLY SHIT


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AJHHAH BRO IS MY BIGGEST HYPE MAN

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R4PT0R

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I like that big plush :D


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hell yes I sleep with it now,. its bigger than me LOL

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Gray

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Oh my god you can't just ask why a fish is black

The trip looks very fun! Looks like my ideal trip


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hehhehehe

maybe you'll know where to go for ur trip!

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brad

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whats da msuic!


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wouldnt you like to know

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Mach

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another banger blog as always!!!!!!!!!


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ill bang u

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illegal

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lem.iso

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uk vlog when


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soon. ill vlog ur daily life

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