CAVEMAN...

i would have been such a bad caveman, they'd be like "grug time to learn how to hunt and throw spears now" and id be like "oiuuguuguugghg no let me pick berries with old gran im the best berrypicker and all the elders love me ouguuuhghhh" and theyll be soso sad seeing me getting unwillingly dragged off to go hunting.