To: this very specific person at pride

The big ass sign you carried around was definitely made to be seen over the statures of boots and heels and wig-dos.

"I'm gay, you're gay. Let's kiss!"

I wanted to, believe me. I hope you got your kisses in, I hope I run into you in similar circumstances with a ready excuse for casual intimacy.

My makeup is melting under my big ass fan. I'm still melting into the festival dust.