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“Hello????” 

“Kiddo, come on- please be ok-“

Her voice was so familiar to them, but they didn’t have any memory of where “here” even is

What is this place?

Why are there sirens?

Who is this lady?

Wait- is that a FIRE???

What is going on?

All questions Paras, or, legally, Toby Smith was asking themself. 

The only thing they remembered was being told to run from an attack. And from the conversations of nearby first responders, sounded like it was from a hero- well- “hero”. 

Eden, was his name, wasn't it? Paras tried to remember anything from before the attack as the lady tried to help them up from the concrete. 

“Paras, are you ok? You fell pretty hard when the other students tried to get out-“

Now they knew where they were. And who that lady was

School.

That was their English and Homeroom teacher, Mrs. K.

The so called “hero” was being a coward and running from a villain, then “accidentally” made a huge pile of rubble and dead bodies out of what used to be Cedar Ridge High School from his pitiful escape. Paras always hated Eden, not for “being heroic” or “selfless” like the news and city say but for being a lying, horrible coward and claiming the title of hero. Like a criminal wearing a million first place badges they didn’t win, but stole. 

They felt a lightning strike of pain shoot through the whole left side of their body, letting out a cry of pain, to the worry but not exactly surprise of Mrs. K. 

“Come on, lets go sit down on these benches, ok? Here, i will help”

Paras nodded and stumbled over to some benches nearby with the help of their teacher. 

Mrs. K and Paras were practically friends at this point, With her being their teacher for a few years in a row. 

Where did everyone else go? Paras asked, looking around a bit at the mostly on fire and debris covered parking lot. 

“They all ran, or tried to hide- most hiders- ya know-“ she gestured to the school. 

“Ah- right-“ 

So, ok- this stupid, frilly, princess looking hero was a coward and RAN AWAY FROM A FIGHT and lured the villain to A SCHOOL. Then proceeded to not care about anyone INSIDE OF said school, and hurl giant tornado balls of air at the villain that kept dodging AROUND A SCHOOL. And Eden didn't move or think “oh- this is a BUILDING full of PEOPLE and killed loads of people, running away afterwards and getting interviewed by some lat night talkshow host and made jokes about the people he KILLED. The INNOCENT PEOPLE he killed “accidental-

Their internal rant about Eden was stopped by another air ball launched at the school. Mrs. K and Paras tried to run before it crashed but thankfully, it did not crash too close. Some rocks and scraps of- former staff and students flew with the rubble as they ducked. When Paras looked up, they saw the blue and gold silhouette of that coward, Eden. What were they even doing now? Fully leaning into the killing of millions and wanting to spread their blood and remains around?!

“COME OUT NOW, YOU CRIMINAL”

Everyone around went silent, even the police and firefighters and especially the police chief that was about use a megaphone to try and communicate with the hero. 

“UH- TESTIN TESTIN IS THIS MEGAPHONE WORKIN?!” 

It was indeed working, so much so that the almost deaf chief would be making everyone in a 10 mile radius as hard of hearing as his old ass was. 

Eden looks down, confused-

“EDEN OR, WHATEV-R YER NAME IS- REFRAIN FROM THESE DANGEROUS SHENANIGANS OR YOU WILL BE ARRESTED, EVEN IF YA ARE A HERO, MASS MURDER I S STILL, A CRIME” 

The “hero” laughed, then the chief noticed that it wasn’t Eden, but another blue and gold colored magical being (SONIC THE HEDGEHOG- /j) 

The being that gave Eden his powers, no one knew it’s name but called it Zeus because of the whole “being a god” and “lightning powers” thing. 

(Yes i am NOT taking this seriously, it was supposed to be serious but like halfway through i got bored-)

The- thing floated above the school, laughing maniacally. 

And to everyones surprise and horror, the sky went dark and filled with lightning

The bolts of electric power in the sky spelled out doom. 

I may finish this or make it better later but heres a thing i did, not- FULLY cannon to the storyline of Eden and Paras (which, btw ik its a bit late to say this but Paras is pronounced like Paris not like Park or something like that- Par-IS not Pear-ASS ._.)