New bitch

I'm new here

Hi new here I'm dad 

Okay now that that's out of the way. What's up with this place? Looks kinda neat. I'll stick around but it'd be rad if one of you fuckers could give me the run down of this place. If not that's cool to I'll figure it out and be posting stupid shit in no time dont you worry your pretty little head. 

Anyways toodles have a nice day or something