chronicles of riften (ep 1, szn 1)

shit.. i dont even know where to start. i was a viking warrior in cool ass gear and had a huge sword. literally was slicing through anyone i could see. thought i was the strongest person in the universe and i am totally not delusional in any way whatsoever. it was like a was a god amongst men.. gloomy sky, blood stained grass (i had abs too btw, i was fuckin minted)

then these people came and they wanted me dead..started lunging at me. 

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, start. they all died as soon as i implemented that cheat code into the universe. the backup mercenaries pleaded for me to spare them, so i did (i like to be a respectful, law abiding citizen)

then my dream ended..moral of the story dont mess w a mf that has abs. been there done that..dont end well.

bye losers -_0