JOLTS EPIC DEW REVIEW 2023!!!

So, I used to have this thing on another blog where I would review MTN DEW flavors depending on how much I liked them personally. So here we go! This includes every dew flavor I, personally, have ingested, up until this point, on a 1-10 scale.

Classic dew: 8/10. It's a classic, but it's not like... life changing to drink. Certainly unique in the lemon-lime drink department, earning a mainstay in the soda isle, but that might be because it's owned by pepsi-cola, who owns like half of all soda and way more by the way.

Code Red: 7/10. Tastes like medicine to some, and amazing to others. I'd like to see what pepsico could do with cherry and vanilla, but they're all COWARDS who want to make shit like birthday cake and flamin hot and not anything good anymore.

Voltage: 10/10 this changed my life pepsico please bring voltage back to my area i miss it so much i will literally dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee XP

Livewire: 5/10 it's a generic orange soda. Not that great. 

Pitch Black: I tried both pitch black versions, the new and old, it's not terrible but it's not great. Gets a 6/10 for making me enjoy grape which I usually hate. Which brings us tooo...

Black label: 5/10. For all intents and purposes it tastes like pitch black to me.

White label: 7/10. Tastes like generic dew with a little twist. Not that great.

Baja Blast: I know this is everyone's favorite and I'm stepping on some toes here but 7/10 it tastes like slightly syrupier ramune to me, which is why I get it in the first place.

Dew-s-a: 4/10 Is what this fucker gets for not being that great. It was just a mix of 3 dew flavors anyone can make.

Liberty Brew: 5/10. 50 fruity flavors and you still couldn't make one stand out. Cmon man.

Gingerbread Snap'd: 7/10. I really didn't think I'd like this one but it was actually good goddamit. It was like ginger candy which I fuckin' LOVE.

Flamin' hot: 2/10 whos fucking idea was this

Ice: 0/10 this is just rebranded mountain dew

VooDew 2021: 4/10 it tastes like banana?? or maybe bubblegum? INCREDIBLY SUGARY WTF

Holiday Brew: 1/10 I could make this at home.

Merry Mash-up: 8/10 please bring back merry mashup or I'll start throwing pomegranates at pepsico HQ until you bring it back

Summer Freeze: 3/10 Dew-S-A 2, at least it tastes like a bomb pop but at what cost

Baja Flash: 4/10 i hate pineapple

Baja Punch: 7/10, I like fruit punch, the last bastion of baja flavors before they all went to shit

VooDew 2022: 8/10, I love sour flavors with soda, please please pepsico make a sour soda. I want this. I need this. I will inject it into my veins

Major Melon: 7/10. I drank pink colored dew that tasted exactly like this in one of my dreams before it came out. It's not terrible, but I personally don't like it.

Thrashed Apple: 6/10, I don't like it but it could possibly in another dimension be someone's cup of... soda.

Spark: 7.5/10. It stays true to the flavor of raspberry lemonade however it's not like..... great. Mountain dew has this syrupiness that doesn't lend itself well to 'refreshing' flavors unless you water it down which sucks.

Purple thunder: 5/10. It's hard to taste the plum in it.

Sweet lightning: 7/10 why does this taste good and why aren't they selling it in cans.

Baja Carribean Splash: 4/10. I'm drinking this right now and it tastes like baja blast with guava perfume in it. I hate that I enjoyed it and I had to enjoy guava flavor but it doesn't even taste like guava so does it really fucking count...

Baja Passionfruit punch: 4/10 FUCK YOU PEPSICO I LOVE PASSIONFRUIT WHERE THE HELL IS THE PASSIONFRUIT. PUT MORE FUCKING PASSIONFRUIT IN IT COWARDS..

anyway thats all I can remember tasting for now thank you for reading byyye ^w^/