feenix&rob take a quiz (again)

1) Are you prepared to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth?

phoenix: no,,,

robin: all i do is lie baby

2) If you were a character in a movie or a television show, what genre would you live in?

phoenix: all of them. adventure time.

robin: brother what. idk ROMCOM XD im kidding

3) If you had the power to completely eradicate one disease, which would you choose to abolish?

phoenix: i don't know many diseases, to be honest...

robin: thats not what abolition is. cancer probably ???????:? what

4) If you lived in a medieval village, what would your job be?

phoenix: MAKING MEAD.

robin: town jest

5) Does anybody beside yourself know your deepest, juciest secret? Do you ever intend to tell anyone, like, at all?

phoenix: pear shopkin. she knows and she WONT tell

robin: i have no secrets 

6) What's the craziest thing you've ever done?

phoenix: i signed an nda :O

robin: YER MUM XD

7) What small things annoy you to an irrational degree?

phoenix: conor oberst

robin: my heart is full of peace and love <333 abigail.

8) There's an old, old man who lives deep in the forest. He's immortal, and was born in the year 0 or something. You may ask him one question. What do you ask?

phoenix: that's actually god ??

robin: whats up w conor's glasses 

9) How are you? No, really. How are you? Not "Fine," nor, "Good, thanks, and you?" How are you, really? Now, today, at this moment?

phoenix: did you know that there;s a FISH BOWL SHOPKIN.

robin: i just played w shopkins

10) If you could enhance one of your senses twofold (e.g. your smelling ability would be twice as good as it is now), which would you choose to enhance?

phoenix: hearing

robin: sight so i dont have to wear these dumb ass GLASSES

11) Would you rather get stuck on an island with your ex or a python?

phoenix: three pythons

robin: my ex bcos i cannot take down a snake 

12) Have you ever walked on the beach at night?

phoenix: yes

robin: idk prob ??

13) Think of a song and write down the first song that comes to mind. What is it?

phoenix: road to joy - bright eyes

robin: backstreets back alright

14) Is there something you want to tell someone, but haven't/can't? Why not, and how do you think they'd react if you told them?

phoenix: THIS IS NOT MY THERAPY OFFICE ???

robin: you asked to walk me home but i had to carry you and you pushed me in and now my feet cant touch the bottom of you you couldnt have... you couldnt have stuck your tongue down the throat of somebody who loved you more SO I WILL WAIT FOR THE NEXT TIME YOU WANT ME LIKE A DOG WITH A BIRD AT YOUR DOOR.

15) Have you ever had a recurring dream or nightmare? What is it?

phoenix: YES. every year around my birthday i would haave a dream where i'd have a party in a wearhouse and id be climbing on the storage containers and my dad would bring out a cake and id be three stories off the ground and would jump off to aim to land either in the cake or on a small trampoline also dinosuars

robin: i dont dream but when i do they are PREMINITIONS....

16) Has your gut feeling or first impression about something ever been wrong?

phoenix: no im usually right

robin: yes ????? bcos first impressions r bullshit ?????

17) Have you ever cried in public? Where?

phoenix: i cry all the time 

robin: stapes age 7. also school

18) How does your hair look?

phoenix: wrong...

robin: obersty

19) Do you think making out is slutty?

phoenix: when i do it, no <3

robin: dawg no 

20) Do you want a tattoo?

phoenix: yes

robin: ya maybes

21) If you were allowed to dye your hair, what color would you pick?

phoenix: im NOT allowed :/ PERSONALLY, i think dying yr hair is slutty

robin: all the colours bcos my mama never let me try that before

22) Would you every try being a vegetarian?

phoenix: i practically am a vegetarian at this point 

robin: NO. thats for hippies !!! and i am not one !!!

23) If you were given $1 million but could only listen to the kidz bop version of the songs, would you take the money?

phoenix: old kidz bop yes new kidz bop no

robin: what 

24) What weapon would you use in a zombie apocalypse?

phoenix: one of those farm things (scythe)

robin: big sword

25) If you were given the chance to pick one superpower, what would it be and why?

phoenix: teleportation. i hate spending money on gas

robin: transformation. im transgender and a little kitty cat