Breaking News!: i dont know how tf the interwebz work :,)

I feel like an old maaaaaaan TwT

Like- WHAT IS THE INTERNET- 

WHY ARE THINGS SO FAST LIKE- TRENDS AND SLANG  COME AND GO SO FASSDSTTTTT

anywho thinking of ATTEMPTING to learn how to make a layout even if i cant code on even like- scratch to save my life JUST TO MAKE A NEWS REPORTER THEMED LAYOUT .w.

Wish me and my 1/1100000090th of a braincell luck!