top 5 worst pet peeves [1]

5. When people walk soooooo slowwwwww and take up soooooooo much spaceeeeee

Being a slow walker will always be annoying in and of itself, but if you walk slow and take up too much space, like those groups of ppl who take up the whole pavement, you probably look like this in real life (JOOOOOOKEEEESSSSS. or are they? ಠಿ_ಠ). 

4. When someone answers a question for you, or another person. unprompted.

Cool. You have a brain. You have opinions. But nobody asked for yours. 
Obviously this doesn't count for when somebody genuinely doesn't want to answer the question themselves, but if someone is asking Jenny what her name is, they're probably not looking for an answer from Stanley fucking Morris. Just a hunch.

3. When people try to psychoanalyse you

"I know you. You're not like that. You're just really doing this because inside you are a hurt, lost puppy who is just in need of a hug.". Or something like that. When people try to read you basically. Mind your own business lol

2. When people ask you to move out of the way even though there is clearly enough space

ngl, i had a shit ton of fun making this image lol

idk why people love to do this, maybe they just like talking, goodness knows why anybody ever does anything. for example, why do we have to shit? there could've been a cleaner way to let go of waste x_x

1. "Relaaaaaax. i know what i'm doing." Proceeds to fuck the whole thing up

x_x

As always, these lists are subject to both change and opinion so it's mostly based on what i've seen, not actually the ultimate top 5, but you probs already know that.
If you feel like anything should be replaced, feel free to post and depending on how bothered I can be on the day I might edit it.
I am not liable for anybody's dissatisfaction so don't get too pressed if you disagree with the list. Although in this case I don't think anybody will >B) [worst emoticon ever xd]

Anyways hope you guys had a nice time (well nobody read this but still lol). Byee!