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This just in!
We're receiving reports that a new fad is taking the nation by storm its name?
JORTS!
But it appears as if this break through in jean-short splicing technology is causing irreguler wether patterns all across the globe.
It's the warmer season so I can't wear jeans I really like the denim but not the lengh of the seam.
My mom dresses cas and my dad like to preen I'm not like either of them i got the recessive gene!
JORT STORM JORT STORM'S COMING TONIGHT!
A JORT STORM IT'S A CATEGORY 5!
JORT STORM!
JORT STORM'S COMING TONIGHT!
I SAID A JORT STORM COMING SO RUN AND HIDE!
JORTICANE!
JORTNADO!
JORTNAMI!
JORTQUAKE!
JORTRUPTION!
JORTALANCHE!
JORT-POCALYPSE!
The Jort Storm's coming (JORTS) so you better start running fast it's a chase but be careful cus' these jorts will chafe you yeah!
They're the new sensation (JORTS)!
Wear 'em to every occation!
Jorts in the pool or even better wear 'em to a funeral yeah!
My personality is 99% jorts.
I got a genetic test but all my genes were shorts!
THE JORT STORM!
JORT STORM'S COMING TONIGHT!
A JORT STORM IT'S A CATEGORY 5!
JORT STORM!
JORT STORM'S COMING TONIGHT!
I TAKE OFF MY FUCKIN' JORTS I GOT-A JORTS INSIDE!
Breaking news!
Millions of americans are being sucked directly into the Jortex and it's heading straight for this studio!
To my wife Cheryl and son Timmy!
I love-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
JORTS!
The Elders fortold (JORTS) of a fashon so bold.
A new God of the Earth.
JORTTHULU!
To seal it in denim and turn it into
JEARTH!
*insert a kickass sablime kazoo solo by the man himself*
Ending thoughts: hehe funny slime man crafting a song about some jean shorts haha so funny. remember to love youself, eat some food, take your meds and drink water :)
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katrine
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