phoenixpng take a quiz ! (clickbait)

1. How late did you stay up last night and why?

phoenix: 1am cos i was SLEEPY

robin: like 3am cos i was looking at BOYS

2. What was the first thing you thought when you got up?

phoenix: yeah i have no clue

robin: my bf prob idk. cant remember :P


3. Who were you with saturday night?

phoenix: at WORK so my manager <33 

robin: my mum and my dad watching popstar never stop stopping

4. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?

phoenix: probably not,,,,

robin: WELL I'D THINK SO...

5. Whens the next time you'll see your best friends?

phoenix: thursday :D

robin: wednesday and thursday i think ? ALSO MONDAY !!!!!!!


6. What were you doing this morning at 7am?

phoenix: snoozin

robin: conked out bro

7. What radio station do you listen to the most?

phoenix: SPOTIFY DEEJAY

robin: yer mam's

8. Where is your father?

phoenix: I DONT KNOW. PLS FIND HIM,,,

robin: asleep or gaming. who can never know.


9. What are you listening to?

phoenix: the sound of my mac fan

robin: oscolating fan and the sound of SILENCE...


10. Who were the last 3 people to text you?

phoenix: robin, dest, and prob karina

robin: phoenix, max, and Alex

11. What's the most recent text in your inbox say?

phoenix: [Image of conor on lawn chair]

robin: "Take one hit and you are gone."

12. What high school did/do/will you attend?

phoenix: i attended A highschool

robin: tim and matt oberst were at prep a year ahead of me


13. What were you doing at 11pm last night?

phoenix: watching modern family

robin: SUBTITLING A DOCUMENTARY.

14. Who was the last person you talked to last night before bed?

phoenix: i think it was dest ?

robin: luno :D

15. Is there anything that you are craving right now?

phoenix: nope not really

robin: im craving to be DONE WITH SUBTITLING THIS COCKUMENTARY


16. When did your last hug take place & who was it with?

phoenix: yesterday with my grandmother 

robin: friday at the car rental in la with MY MUM.... cringe

17. Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?

phoenix: ppl switch the "o" and the "e" and then when i correct them they'll tell me that i'm WRONG

robin: not rly its like five letters.

18. Have you ever started a sentence with "No offense, but...?"

phoenix: yes ?? im a girl come on...

robin: yes im white

19. Do you drink tea?

phoenix: yes, yes i do

robin: on occassion ????


20. Have you ever been arrested?

phoenix: no ? not yet !

robin: ya, for murdering THIS PUSSY.


21. Have you rode in someone else's car today?

phoenix: YES 

robin: this song is about the time i took a ride in this guys iroc and got totally fucking pregnant


22. Have you made a mistake this past week?

phoenix: MANY.

robin: yes i moved the fancy hotel cookies and accidentally bought them cos of motion sensor


23. Are you happy?

phoenix: i listen to peenis asshole :D

robin: i won't ever be happy again.


24. Are you happy with your life right now?

phoenix: 

robin: soon like in a week


25. In the past 72 hours have you been under the influence?

phoenix: i WISH

robin: unfortunatly no :/


26. What was the last movie you saw?

phoenix: girl interrupted

robin: popstar never stop stopping. or THIS FUCKING DOCUMENTARY IM SUBTITLING.


27. What do you need to be doing right now?

phoenix: cleaning probably

robin: SUBTITLE THIS FUCKING DOCUMENTARY.

28. What's the connection between you and the last person you texted?

phoenix: littol brogther

robin: bbbff (big brother best friendddddd foreverrrrrrrrrr)

29. Who do you hate?

phoenix: kayla. conor oberst antis. conor oberst. faggots. adam. too many to list.

robin: boris johnson. george w bush. ronnie radke. conor oberst. matty healy. matt. RANDYYYYYYY. emo nite.


30. What did you wear to bed?

phoenix: wouldnt you like to know weather boy. where are your parents.

robin: the used tshirt

31. Has anyone got on your nerves lately?

phoenix: yes. kayla. adam. emo nite. faggots.

robin: no i am full of joyous whimsy and love for all <3333333


32. Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?

phoenix: never <3

robin: GIRL NEVER. only for like tax benefits idk

34. What were you doing on Friday?

phoenix: watching girl interrupted

robin: plane ride from lax to o'hare

35. Do you know anyone with the same name as you?

phoenix: no

robin: yes and they are all transgender