Daily Report of a Centipede Diet

Does anyone know what the fuck a OMAD diet even is??????????

well listen the fuck up because im testing the waters my friends. so where do i even begin uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

i have a eating disorder that i struggled with my whole fucking life and recently its been back for a cup of tea and a lucky pair of 000 sized jeans and its on its knees begging. 

everyone keeps telling me that i look very healthy and im glowing and they wished they had my boobs lalalalalalalalalalalalala bullshit bullshit bullshit!!!!!!!!!! so i decided to take charge (:

i did my research too so it wasnt like oh im anorexic im gonna just fast for 24 hours and check on how my belly debloats woohoo ( well i did but i caved in to only eating one meal a day to be slightly healthy ) i started my day with just water and bitch i felt ALIVE!!!!!!!! it was raw and refreshing then by 1pm i had my meal which i consumed of an english muffin with two eggs and some hashbrowns and a small iced cold brew black which honestly i felt great like i did not feel severe bloating and i felt rewarded and grateful to be able to eat. i have an issue which i eat too fast because the thought of food going in me and being processed freaks me the fuck out and desired to be skinny glorified thoughts you know? but ive transitioned myself thinking two meals had to be considered for my well being and let me tell you i felt nothing but fatigued,lethargic,fat,bloated,moody, and most impotantly helpess. now that im able to have control and learn more about my body and trust it more i feel like the sun is beginning to shine!!!!!

lets see how this goesssssssssssssssssss motherfucker