Guys I think I'm Joker

Ok but hear me out guys. I think I'm literally joker from persona 5. Like he's literally me. Like we're both male, don't shower, we wear the same clothes every day, and like we both don't need glasses. Like seriously tho guys, the only thing Joker does that I don't do is talk to women. I mean like I'm working it, I just can't find a max social link guide on females (I'll find it, leave it to me). Anyways I read on Reddit that women have like cooties, which is like some dangerous disease or something. Idk tho, there wasn't any mention of cooties in persona 5, must not be around in Japan. Been trying to summon my persona tho. People avoid me when I shout out persona in public but they are probably just scared of my power (TBF the never saw it coming)