random story

last night i had two friends over for a sleepover and it was fun but we did something really stupid ☠️

my mom specifically told us we were to stay inside but obviously as soon as she fell asleep and the lame paranoid friend (i'll call him S) fell asleep too we went to the garage as it's the quietest way outside. it's probably like 2 am at this time. i'm about to go out when we realize the door locked behind us. i have no idea that this is really bad and i shrug it off, so the other friend E was only a little worried. we walked around and goofed off, went into the shed, climbed a hill, chilled at the pond. eventually it starts to get kinda humid and the mosquitoes and ticks are attacking us like hell, so we go back to the garage and remember the door won't budge. we spam call S and of course this idiot sleeps through it no problem. my house has quite a few doors and windows so we do a circle around the house quietly trying to break in. we try every door and even the windows. i broke one of my knives trying to wedge it open, which sucked. we finally sneak around to the front door and have a moment of hope as the handle pushes down, but it didn't budge a bit. now we start to panic. i'm planning where we would sleep while E is frantically calling our other friends tryna figure out what to do. i offered him some chalk but i guess he didn't feel hungry lmao. we start to hear these weird noises outside coming from the neighbors' houses, so i grab a big stick and try to keep calm. it's about 4 am at this point. we even used a flashlight to FLASH INTO S's WINDOW and he FUCKING SLEPT THROUGH IT!! i punched him for that later which he wasn't very happy about. after a lot of bobby pin breaking and trying not to set off burglary alarms, we end up calling my mom to let us in. she's pissed at me and threatened to leave me in there if it ever happened again lmaooo. we just talked the rest of the night before we fell asleep but damn that was an exp