stop it guys 😡😡 /hj (another 3 am rant)

I don't know why but when somebody says anything that IMPLIES that Warabi lived underground I ma just immediately filled with an absolutely BURNING RAGE. Besides illegal stuff (COUGH COUGH AHEM SOME RUI KAMISHIRO STANS COUGH COUGH) I don't think I've EVER gotten so FURIOUS over headcannons for any character. LIKE. How in HELL would Warabi's parents be actors if they were underground. Bitch how r u gonna be famous if you're being forced into a FUCKING MILITARY. And we aren't gonna mention the whole classical school thing? Like if he did live underground how tf did he have time for that. AND. AND. THE SPLATLANDS. SHIVER WAS ALWAYS IN THE SPLATLANDS, HER FAMILY WAS EVEN "WELL KNOWN FOR REPRESENTING THE SPLATLANDS." AND WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT, SHES AN OCTOLING. AND OCTOLINGS ALSO LIVED OUTSIDE OF INKPOLIS/INKADIA FREELY. I AM THE #1 WARABI STAN AND AS THE #1 WARABI STAN I AM GOING TO DEFEND MY POOKIE BEAR WITH MY ENTIRE SANITY.

(i had a panic attack almost right before writing this bcuz i thought fireworks were gunshots lmao, 'merica yeehaw)