we had exams in the big sports hall for the first time today.
maths and english literature
english literature is what i wanna do in the future, but both the tests went so shit. its not even like i can drop school and become a prozzy cause im too introverted and i cant act sexy for the life of me.
heres some other unlikely avenues:
NUMBER 1- get a time machine to 2003 and become a ghost writer for the mighty boosh
SERIOUSLY, i love this show so fucking much and i think id be AMAZING at writing a few scenes.
NUMBER 2- plant booby traps for the smart kids
BANG! brick drops from the ceiling and bonks them on the head. suddenly my whole school has brain damage INCLUDING the teachers and i become the smartest student and genius overlord of the universe.
NUMBER 3- die
yeah
NUMBER 4- actually revise for the final 4 exams i have and try and save the scores before its too late
PFFTTTT no.
NUMBER 5- acknowledge the fact that these are just pretend exams and my real ones are a whole year away and i need to chill out
but what else would i think about then? seriously, i get no boys and i have no life, what do i even do if i dont have something to stress about?
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