before u report me for whatever is reportable in this day and age, remember these are all made for fun and are N0T meant to be taken seriously :D enjoi
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1. the 15 year old scene kid th4t 4lw4yz typ3z l1ek d1z O_o r4wr XD
2. the 12 year old hypocrite always creating conflict (look on the blogs)
4. the ded who hasn't been active for 57 years
5. the geeky one who bothers to take 3 hours to make BULLETIN LAYOUTS (dear gawd)
6. the dingus who just came from tiktok and doesn't know a world without acidic toxicity (plagues the site)
7. the bored bech who ONLY posts "msg me i'm bored"
8. the 12 year old who always posts vents and profile is "hey, i have autism adhd depression anxiety npd ocd ptsd did odd whebd 32uixsd 83ebrd uhqud"
9. the GAE and the SEXY
10. the hard ass emo who only exists for Gerard Way and andy biersack
11. the annoying dingus who spams bulletins that say things like "my butt hurts" and "i need to piss"
12. the one who tries WAY too hard to bring back 1992 (a little bit is alright, but don't unfriend people because they had pronouns in their profile making you feel less retro!)
13. the one who has a clusterfuck for a profile, cluttered with flashing stamps and glittery blinkies (i'm talking about YOU, xXxV4nn13.V3n0m0u5XxX i made that name up btw)
14. that one cliche blonde girl who was intelligent enough to build a time machine way back in 2002 (idk wtf shes doing in 2023 x____x)
15. the person who is so crazy over music that they died for it years ago and just exist as a ghost (thats also moi)
16. that one 40 year old who only friends girls
17. the ordinary 23 year old dude who just wants friends
18. the anime nerd! yes, this includes yall Serial Experiments Lain kiddos
19. the girl whose only bulletins are bragging about her boyfriend (please stop holly this makes a lot of us cri)
20. the person who got sucked thru to a different dimension but somehow theres cell phone reception there, and honestly they're doing fine theres not really any need to worry. (they've got their DS, they've got their Youtube, and spacehey, idk what else they would need)
20 types of people on spacehey
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xXkf100Xx
if im gonna be honest with u, this place is starting to turn into blogger and tumblr
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thats a sad reality
by Crash Test Dummy!1; ; Report
ikr?
by xXkf100Xx; ; Report
Fr, it's also in the same level as Twitter.
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Vanilla
8. and 20.
The only reason why I came to this website is because I was scrolling in twitter and saw my one of my followers have a spacehey account and the next thing I done is I commented about planning to get a spacehey account and I created a spacehey account and I was trying to figure out how to change my layout colors and I did and to this day I’m still customizing my spacehey layout.
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⛧Daisyhead⛧ (profile plays music :3)
I am DEFINITELY #15.. I mean shit.. I do literally nothing but play guitar all day, I think I've sold my soul to the guitar satan.
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SAMEE XD
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$unayn
I'm the #17 except i'm 13
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KEI!
I am #15
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Ᏼᥲɾꪮᥒꫀ᥉᥉ᏙᏴꪮᥒᏴꪮᥒ 🍬
I'm 20 and 15 tbh
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awkward.violence
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aw3s0m3j0ss
im def 13.. is tht a bad thing??
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only if it induces epilepsy attacks, but other than that, just be urself dude
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lmfaoo
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Cher<3
idk which one i am
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WICKEDASFUCK
im all of these
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TheNerdyNiko
the 17 one is me fr except that im 14 lmao
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j03y_jinxx
IM 1 ND 15 LOLZZZ
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SAMEEE LMAO
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rickie
omg this is rlly so true tho
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KEM✪︎
guyz help which one am i ?? o_0
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13, but its okay cause same..
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MNT_SPLASH
21. me :deviousemoji:
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OG-Emo
I'm trying to fit into one!
I'm 37 - Reliving the Myspace era - LGBTQIA+ Ally - Just happy this exists and really proud of the new kids on the block who kept punk rock alive and use this site as a getaway space from all the mainstream social media noise.
I don't use the private messaging feature due to the age range on here is very broad.
I'm going to be using the blog as a home for my Web Design podcast that I can share on other platforms.
Can you create a number for me! haha
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Xx_luxxcy_xX
I am the scene kid but im not 15 lolz XD
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xXkf100Xx
im the 15 year old scene guy that sometimes types l1k3 th15.
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