gifts 4 loved onez 2 show u care!!!

wanna get popular with friendz?!?!! wanna apologise for placing large amounts of poisonous metals in their water supply?!??!?!??! LOOK NO FURTHER,,, 

1. RADIOACTIVE WASTE! this iz a CLASSIC gift 4 ur closest friendz!! radioactive waste is especially good 4 skin,, so if your best buddy is worried about their fleshy outer coat then DIS IS DA GIFT 4 THEM!!!11!1 x3

2. SCRAP METAL! does ur pal LOVE consuming copper and snacking on stainless steel!?!?!?（☆ω☆*) dis gift will b SURE 2 put a smile on their face!!1!!11!!!! xP its nutritional value is not 2 b missed out on,,, !!

3. COMPOST! da more wormz da better!!1!11!! itz xtremely versatile and is SUPA useful ,, ur shyer fwendz will appreciate the new BURROWING SPOT!!!! and others may choose 2 use it 4 breeding worms,,, for SNACKING!!!!,, its a good gift for ANYONE!!!!!! xD !!

DAS IT 4 NOW!!!! sowwie its so short :-( my FRIENDS ARE BLOWING UP MAI PHONE cos they LOVE they gift SOO MUCH!!! thanx 4 reading mai blog post >w< xP i love you gaiz xoxo