i had the grimace shake today.

it tasted purple. nothing i have consumed has EVER tasted like that. why does it taste like that? it doesn’t even have a certain taste, it just tastes purple. it tastes like if fruit loops were dog poopoo fart butt instead of toucan sam serving absolute cunt like the queer icon he is. if anyone at all understands why it tastes so purple let me know because never have i ever had anything that tastes like the grimace shake.