My Favorite Bojack Horseman Quotes

Even though it's only been about 1-2 weeks since starting, I'm already on season 3 and I've fallen in love with the show Bojack Horseman. The show follows 50-year-old Bojack Horseman(Obviously), an actor, and his journey after his hit show Horsin' Around. There are A LOT of times when I would be frustrated with Bojack, but since starting the show, Bojack has shown a lot of character development and in my opinion, the most character development through the show so far. However, my favorite character is a close tie between Todd and Princess Caroline. With all that being said, here are some of my favorite quotes from the show. Sorry if they are not all correct or have proper grammar. I did write these as I watched because some I found either relatable, inspiring or just funny (and trust me there are a lot of inspiring quotes I think everyone should learn from.)

1. "i dont love you, you dont love me. we're just two lonely people trying to hate ourselves a little less."

2. "im not gonna give you closure. You dont get that. You have to live with the shitty thing you did for the rest of your life."

3. "I don't like the idea that I can't. I guess I just assumed I always could."

4. "its never to late to be the person you want to be"

5. "you got 20 pages of doctor who erotic fan fiction, a recipe for soup, five different theories about how 9/11 happened, and a bunch of embedded youtube videos."

6. "i just hated reading that book because i hated feeling like thats how you saw me"

7. "The first thing is you gotta believe that change is possible"

8. "you can feel your life with projects, and your books and your movies and your little girlfriends but it wont make you whole."

9. "why do i always do this? I push away everyone I care about."

10. "sometimes two people have to fall apart to realize how much they need to fall back together"

11. "I guess I was just foolish enough to believe this dumb world still had a spark of romance in it"

12. "I wake up in the morning and I feel like I have no purpose"

13. "Does that make me a hypocrite? No, just means you've changed. Which is one of the things I love about you."

14. "and if your dreams dont come true its probably because you didnt have the right attitude"

15. "I want to feel good about myself, the way you do. And I dont know how"

16. "And that's when you realize that the book you've been writing in your head is never actually going to be a book, so you stop."

17. "because this is the moment you realize something inside you is broken and it can never be fixed."

18. "Love is an illusion, happiness is fleeting...and all your favorite musicians beat their wives...ALLEGEDLY"

19. "The same thing that always happens, you didnt know me then you fell in love with me. And now you know me."

20. "But I'm not a good person. In fact this is the only good thing ive done and i did it by accident"

21. "Because my life is a mess right now and I compulsively take care of other people when I dont know how to take care of myself"

22. "They dont love me they dont even know me"

"thats why they love you shmook"

"Are you saying that nobody who really knows me could ever love me?"

23. "Thats the whole point, nothing lasts"

24. "Would I have done it? And part of me is sure that i--i couldn't. But another part knows thats a lie."

25. "Nobody else gets to tell you what your story is."

26. "If you care about what other people think then youre never gonna do anything"

27. "Im happy for the first time in my life and im not gonna feel bad about it."

28. "It takes a long time to see how truly miserable you are and even longer to see it doesnt have to be that way."

That's all of em. Well not really. Some I didn't add because they just didn't feel right without context. Overall amazing show I would totally recommend. My favorite episode so far has to be season 3 ep 4 "Fish Out Of Water." It really shows Bojack not being the selfish horse he usually is, which is unusual. I also love the little seahorse baby. The episode was adorbs.

EDIT: just finished the series. im bawling like a little baby right neow. im a changed person. forever. i learned so much from the show and i feel like a part of me is different and gone now. Also my new favorite episode might just be the last one. So proud of watcing all the charecters change and become better people. However, I do still have a lot of questions and this will probably become my personality over the next few weeks.