DICK FARM

I HATE HAVING A STARDEW VALLEY FARM THAT IVE ALREADY SPENT TIME ON BECAUSE THAT MEANS NONE OF MY FRIENDS WILL WANT TO PLAY WITH ME. I HAVE A FARM CALLED DICK FARM, AND I LIKE TO THINK ITS QUITE A GOOD FARM. I HAVE A DELUXE COOP AND IM TRYING TO UPGRADE MY BARN TO WHERE IT HAS AN AUTO FEEDER BEFORE I START PUTTING ANIMALS IN IT. THE PROBLEM IS, THERES TOO MUCH GODDAMN WORK TO DO ON THE FARM. IT'S EXHAUSTING. I USED TO HAVE A FRIEND WHO WOULD HELP ME, BUT THINGS FELL THROUGH WITH THEM AND NOW I'M STUCK TAKING CARE OF THEIR CHICKENS. EVERY DAY I HAVE TO FEED MY ANIMALS, MAKE MAYO, GET MY MUSHROOMS, SAY HI TO MY KIDS, SAY HI TO MY HUSBAND, MAKE CLOTH IF MY RABBIT GAVE ME WOOL, THEN TAKE OUT ONE BATCH OF MAYO AND MAKE A SECOND BATCH SINCE I HAVE SO MANY EGGS, MAKE JAM, MAKE WINE, AND THEN I CAN FINALLY GO ABOUT MY DAY. EXCEPT, NO, I CAN'T. I NEED TO GO TO THE BEACH TO CHECK FOR SEASHELLS, GET MY ROMANCE WITH ELLIOT UP SINCE I HAVE THE MULTIPLE SPOUSE MOD, AND ALSO I GOTTA GO COLLECT RESOURCES TO UPGRADE MY BARN JUST SO I CAN HAVE EVEN MORE WORK TO DO ON MY FARM. IT IS AGONY. NONE OF MY FRIENDS WILL HELP ME. EVERY DAY I JUST WAKE UP AND HAVE TO HOPE SHANE FIXED SOME OF MY FENCES FOR ME SO THAT I WONT HAVE TO ADD REPLACING THEM TO MY TO-DO LIST. I GET 3 FLOORS DOWN THE MINES BEFORE I HAVE TO GO HOME OR ELSE ILL PASS OUT. MY FARMER IS EXHAUSTED. MY CROPS ARE DYING. MY CHILDREN HATE ME. MY HUSBAND IS FUCKING ANOTHER MAN. MY CAT LEFT ME. MY FARM ANIMALS ALL HAVE RABIES. I AM GOING TO DIE. (overexaggerating)