we need to talk. (not really lmao im quoting waterparks and dissing john)

laying out context first 

okay so 

read what johns saying we joined a server blah blah blah 

BUT 

before we even JOINED that server he was hyperventilating freaking out pissing himself and WHINING bcs he was scared

no balls 

but anyways what he was doing over the phone was MUCH WORSE than what i said when i introduced him i said

 'also the guy who joined after me is freaking out and dying so for him his name is... (etc etc)' 

which was OBVIOUSLY A JOKE

but it wasnt even that bad bcs i said freaking out and he was HYPERVENTILATING SOBBING AND WHINING I KID YOU NOT 

so yeah

he was freaked out and thats an understatement

stay humble guys 

be like me 

and not like john