Lonely emo d8 me pls

Why is there no emos where I live to dateeeeeee :'(

I saw one in aldi once he was so hot but prolly 4 years older thsb me but that's the only one I've ever seen and he didn't marry me on thr spot which was so sad 

Bro I love emos there so hot but ik none irl and its the worst I need to be transported to 2008 so I can get an emo bf/gf