john bcs i guess everything i do has to do with him

john is not my bff and i hate him more than anything but im making a little throwback post about him and not telling him

basically when i was coding my account (the day my first blog was posted) john ended up being home alone that evening

and im like getting lost in the code and shit tryna make stuff work and it worked out cause my page absolutely fucks but not the point

this guy is texting me like "i think there are people in my house help" and im like no youre fine and he texts me "im hearing noises" and i ghost this fucker for like 2 hours and it feels like 10 minutes

so he's panicking and freaking out and i remember he exists and i say some shit like "robbers dont rob on the weekends" "robbers dont rob at night" "robbers dont rob when its raining" etc etc and between each message theres like a 2-3 hour gap 

hes freaking out thinking hes gonna die and i just found it kind of funny sorry john

he disses me constantly in his blogs so time for a swap or whatever

also we arent gay i feel like i should specify that i talk about this man too much john if youre read this stop your heart rn