*ੈ✩ || my ranking + opinion on every stardew valley bachelorette

✭ | herm... i've never done a blog entry a day in life but uh.. hi!!!

soo...... stardew valley has been a brainworm inducing hyperfixation the past month or two,,, and i see people do tier lists for characters all the time, and i wanted to give a go at one in my own way because i am original and different and stand out or something.... i am lesbian and for me that means i gravitate towards the bachelorettes bc... pretty womemn,,, and id love to rank them all becvause im insane about this game

 everyone will recieve a ranking from S, A, and B (only the bachelors & townspeople get to be in the C, D or F rank) with my reasoning behind their placement. ill also just give a general opinion about them. all of this is CORRECT, VALID, REAL AND TRUE and i will not be debating this (unless ur counterargument is convincing...) anyway... here's the tier list meow :3

˚　　　　✦　　　.　　. 　 ˚　.　　　　　 . ✦　　　 　˚　　　　 . ★⋆. ࿐࿔ 　　　.   　　˚　　 　　*　　 　　✦　　　.　　.　　　✦　˚ 　　　　 ˚　.˚　　　　✦　　˚　　　　✦　　　.　　. 　 ˚　.　　　　　 . ✦　

💜 ⋆ ABIGAIL

starting off strong with abigail !! definitely not biased or anything,,, but she gets an S rank

she's so incredibly geeky,, cringefail but in loser goth girl form. at the same time, she's so strong, kind, sorta-mysterious, and she just so... autisric... i need to keep this short though. S. unchanged. will never change. she;s so. gughhg

💙 ⋆ EMILY

emily <33<33 SHE'S SO AUTISTIC CODED ALSO! the silliest who cares about the environment around her and the plants and the animals SHE SQUEEZES HERRRR,,, S RANK!! i could go on and on about her,,,, owoeeghjsr,, she's so geuinely kind and caring and silly,, she doesnt even judge linus which is a +1 and if u hate her that is A RED FLAG.

💛 ⋆ HAILEY

hailey,,, she used to get on my nerves but now i've grown to like her a lot more and i kinda understand where she comes from. she gets an A for character improvement !! she seems like the hyperfeminine mean girl  from a 2000s teen drama on the outside, but there's more to her and she can be kind too (i HC her as cluster B personality disorder-coded bc I have a cluster B personality disorder) <3

💚 ⋆ LEAH

oh goodness,,, lleaahh,, god,, explodes her with my mind omg?? A+ (since ive been pretty biased thusfar..) pretty artist lady who lives in a cabin and is so gewnuinely passionate about her craft..; if she looked at me for more than 0.25 seconds i would combust and implode into myself..... also one thing i wish we saw more of is her punching more people :3c

❤️ ⋆ MARU

grabs her and starts squeezing,,, guughhg,,, S,,,  she's so definitely AuDHD and her brain is bigger than my balls (and theyre VERY large)... she is so nerdgeekloserdweebydorkish in the best way possible and she takes so much after her dad (who's kinda mid but ill rank him later ig.) and she's just the best (also her and penny r definitely super gay for eachother, they sit together and everything dude)

🧡 ⋆ PENNY

idk what to say about her tbh besides gay women liker stuff bc she is soo ooretty and cute.... but then again i always forget to build friendship with her bc she's just kinda like, there ig? ill give her a B-. i do quite like her, and i feel for her and relate to her (she is a wee bit me-coded) however i feel like she's just. kinda unremarkable,,, at least to me. which might be the point of her? she's very traditional small town girlish, which isn't a problem at all and i think it fits her very well, but she's kind of like. bland almost. i give her a plus because i feel incredibly bad about saying that about her.... sorry penny dearest,,, maybe my opinion will change

that is all. bachelors and townspeople coming soon because boy do i have a lot to say about some of them,,, thank u for reading