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My cult is about how I'm god secretly and only me and my followers know it.
To be a member you have to pay me only 50% of your yearly earnings.
This is not a scam. I WILL bring you to heaven.
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katya
nothing can possibly wedge me into heaven. theyll shut the gates on me i tell u.
My dad owns heaven. I can get you in easily. It's kind of lame in there, though. They wont even let us play Yu-Gi-Oh! because they claim it's demonic.
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🌸 YANYU 烟雨 🌸
Your sense of humor makes me happy while dealing with the breakup. If my shrine doesn't exist yet I'll give you 24 hours to do it.
Alright, the shrine will be made. But I need you to send me some of your hair. I can't make a shrine without your hair. And I promise I won't use your hair for an evil ritual or voodoo.
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Draxdoll
Please erase my sins
Theresa
seems legit.
My thought too
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SkyKid
give me an infinite supply of chocolate and i'm im.
Relinquished
Oh this explains it all
LEMONLIME TWIST
idk man sounds like a scam.
It is a scam. That's why I like it so much.
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cool
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