Join My Cult

My cult is about how I'm god secretly and only me and my followers know it.

To be a member you have to pay me only 50% of your yearly earnings.
This is not a scam. I WILL bring you to heaven.


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katya

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nothing can possibly wedge me into heaven. theyll shut the gates on me i tell u.


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My dad owns heaven. I can get you in easily. It's kind of lame in there, though. They wont even let us play Yu-Gi-Oh! because they claim it's demonic.

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Draxdoll

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Please erase my sins


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Theresa

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seems legit.


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My thought too

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SkyKid

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give me an infinite supply of chocolate and i'm im.


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Relinquished

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Oh this explains it all


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LEMONLIME TWIST

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idk man sounds like a scam.


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It is a scam. That's why I like it so much.

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cool

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