I know this is a very underrated game and very few people know about it, but it's one of the first games I truly loved, as well as the primary reason I started cosplaying.
Bebedora, 100/10
This bitch was the best character, and the first fictional character I ever cosplayed. When I was a kid, I could never remember names, so I just called her "Bucket head"
Darc, 10/10
Give my manic depressive edge lord a break, dude. Like seriously. He's born half human/half deimos, so literally nobody accepts him. His dad dies, he gets sold into slavery, his owner abu$es him horribly, he's discriminated against literally all the time because he looks "too human", he teams up with the leader of the tribe of deimos he lives with only to get back stabbed, dude eats his pet (if I remember correctly) and tries to kill him, gets his wings ripped out, kills the dude only for his "will they won't they" love interest to not believe him and later try to kill him for revenge (dude was her brother), finds out his long lost twin looks human and has been living as a literal privileged prince for his entire life, the list goes on. My dude needs therapy and an iced coffee.
Kharg, -1/10
Firstly, we do not condone racism. Secondly, eat the rich. This flamboyant little bitch boy whines on for over half the game because "Deimos are evil", even though their police slaughter them on site and are mining all of the deimos' power sources and forcing them into horrible living environments, and NOBODY HAS TRIED TALKING TO THEM. Like bitch, excuse me? You're done. And then has the audacity to spend the other half of the game hating himself after finding out he's half deimos, and still being horrible to other deimos!
Delma, 2-6/10
She was okay, but not great. I honestly kinda hate her, but as a kid, I was OBSESSED. Like I wanted to be this bitch so bad because I shipped her with Darc, and growing up I'm like.. Why? She's annoying, and she tried to kill him. Get him a bitch who doesn't think he lied for no reason, especially when she knew her brother was an asshole and it was 100% in his character to backstab Darc for power. Like I get family and all, but logic. Make it make sense. But also, the role fits there absolutely perfectly so I don't even know, dudes.
Camellia, 8/10
You know what? Say what you want. She is a fucking BITCH. Okay? And I hate her for it. Like she's done so much to inconvenience the group and stab them in the back, but at the same time like... She brings the drama. And Delma hates her. And I kinda fucking live for it. Like I'll be replaying the game, my memory shot to shit like, "Oooo.. What did this narcissistic bitch do this time?" She lives for herself and nobody else, and honestly? Good for her. I hate her, but she provides me with so much entertainment. Like I completely acknowledge that she's a horrible person, and if I knew her irl I'd be hiding her body... But the DRAMA, my dudes. And also, I reiterate, Delma hates her. And honestly? That's what's truly important to me.
Maru, 6/10
I have no strong opinions of Maru, but he seems pretty chill at least. I spent most of my childhood shipping him with Bebedora. His voice is super annoying, though. Biggest redeeming quality is that he reminds me of King from the owl house.
Ganz, 7/10
Dude seems really nice, and he does the most damage in game. That's essentially it. That's the whole opinion.
Lillia,-200000/10
STOP. FUCKING. DYING. BITCH.
You have no idea how hard this cunt made this game. She doesn't fight. She's a plot piece who randomly runs off in fights and then gets her ass killed when it's one of those "Don't let this character die" quests. Not only is her personality bland as fuck, but she just makes literally everything difficult for NO. REASON. like.. Just. It's too much, okay? Too much for too little. I also hate the fact that Darc likes her, simply because I don't like her and he's one of my favorite characters. Like bro, see what I see. She's a massive inconvenience.
Paulette, 5/10
Idk, she's just kinda boring and spends most of the game following Kharg blindly. Also, her dad killed Volks entire family for no reason and my dude did not deserve that.
Volk, 9/10
My dude is SO LOYAL for no reason, and he's kind and caring, too. Like my man lost his wife and kids to humans, obviously Hates humans after that, teams up with Darc because Darc also hates humans, and then literally just ends up saying "I serve you now. You're my family now, I'd die for you and our cause." And loyalty like that? Hell yeah. My dude is loyal, caring, and kind. Also very clearly misses his family, but pours all of his anger and sorrow into being a valuable soldier and member of the team and honestly? Dude deserves a medal, and needs a nap.
Tatjana, 7/10
I know she's a bitch, but she's also more on the open minded side after she realizes the one man who she practically worshipped would've killed her himself if it meant he got what he wanted. She's confident and like, as she should be. A woman of science? Absolutely. I'm here for it. Character development, my dudes.
But also, her attacks are weak as shit.
Zev, 6/10
Dude's sketchy, but I kinda dig the sciency mentor vibes.
Samson, 9/10
Maybe it's because he's a pirate, maybe it's because he's kinda sketchy, maybe it's even because he's a slightly dilf-y himbo.. but I respect that man. And I need him to be a bigger character.
Darkham, 5/10
I hate this fucker. He's the primary antagonist. But I get a kick out of insulting him, and my family and I have nicknamed him "Walt Disney" simply because I started twitching while reading off the dialogue one day, and my mother misheard me and started joking about him being Walt Disney, and the house of mouse was coming for the spirit stones.
Droguza, -3/10
Dude. Just.. Fuck off. And everyone who's played this game knows EXACTLY why. Its not even because he's a shitty person, my dudes just.. Nah. Fuck off.
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