trader joes best sandwich ever recipe

hello fellow americans. i love trader joes and i've come up with the most god tier sandwich using all tj ingredients. here is the recipe.

siine's top secret recipe for delectable turkey pesto hummus sandwiches:
*everything can be bought at tj's!!!
- sourdough sandwich bread
- baby lettuce/spring mix
- munster cheese
- turkey breast-- oven roasted or smoked
- pesto
- hummus
- honey
- vinegar
- black pepper
optional:
- hot & sweet pickled jalepenos
- chili oil
- sesame oil
Instructions:
- toast 2 bread to your desired toast level
- mix however much chili oil and sesame oil you want into the hummus
- spread hummus on one slice and pesto on the other
- put 2-3 slices of turkey and a slice of munster cheeeese on the sandwich
- wash and dry however many greens u think u'll eat n put it in a bowl
- put a dash or two of vinegar and some honey,  some black pepper; the greens should be sweet and tangy when you taste them
- put greens on sandwich
- put 3-5 hot and sweet jalapenos on ur sandwich
- assemble
- devour

these fellas are pretty calorie dense and one sandwich is enough for a full meal.. if you want to snack on them cut them into fourths and bring to a picnic or whatever