Zelda TOTK: why yunobo has my whole heart (SPOILERZ!!!)

so like recently ive been playing zelda obsessively, and i finally finished the goron city quest (SPOILERZ!!!)

and so like, when i first got there, i wanted to go the new restaurant that opened in the eldin region and like i saw they were eating these undercooked ass rock meats and like...

Cooke was a BITCH. I was livid like a customer at mcdonalds who got a medium instead of large fry, i wanted some damn steak!!

so i waddled over to goron city and then lo and BEHOLD... YUNOBO!!!
dude was disrespect as fuck.. HE CALLED ME SKINNY LIKE?? DO YOU KNOW WHO TF UR TALKING TO?? and so i decided to throw hands at him since he wanted to act like the HBIC..

i won obviously but he hit hard.. i ran out of food O_O''

it was CRISPY in those caves.. please bring fireproof elixr or the fireproof drip.

I do like feeding that one geeked up dude at the restaurant copious amounts of flint, i got 1K rupees from it :33 maybe im just lucky ig..

anyways if ur a zelda fan pls be my friend...!!! also i havent done gerudo quest yet so pls dont spoil it for me!!

i hope everyone is having a good day 2day.. i have to work tomorrow but ill keep u guyz updated <33

oh and why yunobo has my heart?? once u break the mask he becomes his softhearted and kind self again and he is very sorry about what he did. he might be one of my favs besides the almighty sidon. yunobo needs more love in my opinion!!