I LITERALLY HAD MY FIRST SHIFT A FEW DAYS AGO (at my first ever job 🗿) AT MCDONALDS

Still feeling the bloody effects of it and the ringing of their constant beepings 🗿🗿

I’ve been sluMPING all day since and never got the energy to do anything ahdjsbfjns

I just remember recalling that I fucked up at the frying station - swapping mcspicy for mccrispy 

I also gave a lucky person angus in their normal cheeseburger—

ALOTTA FOLKS GONN BE MAD

Mind you note that I was immediately placed in thE KITCHEN AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE 6 FOOT TALL MEN 😭😭😭😭

But they were kind so its fine :))))

Even though my social anxiety was hitting high peaks and i was silent the whole entire time 🗿🗿🗿

The guy teaching me was chill tho

He directly told me that he had been working in the company for like 5 years and still doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing 🗿

We b flippin burgz and wrapping them

He got confused at some point while teaching me (we made a mistake on a burger) and said:

“uhhhh JUST MAKE IT INTO A BIG MAC WHATEVER its the same anyway—“

Then he was like - QUIZ TIME 😀😀 What sauce goes in on the big mac???

I said idk 💀💀💀

He suddenly replied: you said RED SAUCE????? thats correct good job

(FYI: they have these sauce guns that are coloured assorted, probably to help with visual memory 🥲)

HELLPPPPPPPPPPPP

Then another dude taught me how to use the fryer:

“yeah so theres these buttons idk how tf they work you press them i guess— strips? Wtf is that— and then theres this button that has something non existent— welp this is a shitty explanation— u get it? Yeah i understand 💀”

Someone also ordered a cheeseburger 

BUT

JUST WITH BUNS, TOMATO SAUCE AND PICKLES.

NO MUSTARD.

NO CHEESE.

NO MEAT.

mannnnnn people are weird

Tho we were all casual so it was fine 😀😀👍👍👍 (IM ON GAP YEAR)

I had a 9 am - 4 pm (AS MY FIRST SHIFT??? WTF????)

It was FINE up until like 4 pm, where the gross teenage part timers came in, AND THEY WERE VERY LOUD

Anyways in short: IM JUST DYING AND IM VERY SCARED FOR MY SECOND SHIFT WHICH MAY BE COMING UP IN A FEW DAYS 😀