my cat just fell from the fucking window

he was sitting in/on/at/whatever location was the window even though HES NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT YOU NAUGHTY NAUGHTY KITTY so i tell him "hey you cant do that" and he says "no" and does a goddamn backflip onto the goddamn street and i had to rescue that asshole barefoot

it also was mid-fucking-night and i already have quite the reputation in my neighbourhood, them seeing me crawl around on the street in my pajamas, still barefoot, while meowing and insulting what looks like air to them, is just the thing i needed. thanks pablo.

i love him so much.

(he's fine now btw just chillin in the living room)