!The superior drinking vessel!

I find it discouraging that no one has pointed out how clever and amazing juiceboxes are. They deliver tasty drinks in an easy to carry vessel that isn't made entirely of plastic. Not only that, theyre so fun! Others would think theyre childish, but in fact, regularly using juiceboxes in high school shows that you are clever and risk taking, drawing others to you through you're bold choices. As a society, we need to acknowledge how useful juiceboxes are, otherwise there is little hope for this generation.