I NEED MORE DISSPAIR CONTENT NOW. (SRRY IF THIS SOUNDS LIKE AN 8 YEAR OLD WROTE IT I TYPED THIS AT 4 AM)

I HAVE CONSUMED ALL POSSIBLE MEDIA THAT HAS TO DO WITH DISSPAIR. BOTH WARABI AND IKKAN. I NEED MORE NINTENDO PLEASE. PLEASE. I AM ON MY KNEES BEGGING, CRYING, SCREAMING, WAILING, WEEPING, SHREIKING, SCREECHING. I WILL TAKE ANYTHING. THEY BETTER COME BACK IN SPLATOON 3 OR IM THROWING FISTS. IM SCARED NINTENDO WILL BREAK THEM UP FOR SOMETHING LIKE "OH THEY GOT INTO A HUGE FIGHT AND THEY COULD NEVER EVEN THINK ABOUT EACHOTHER AGAIN" NONNONONON SHUT UP SHUT UP THAT WOULDNT HAPPEN THEY FIGHT ALL THE TIME BUT WHO CARES. I CANT TELL IF NINTENDO JUST WANTED A FEW QUICK SILLY ROCK SONGS FOR THEIR GAME SINCE IT DIDNT FIT ANY OTHER SPLATBANDS SO THEY MADE THEM FIGHT TO HAVE A GOOD REASON TO BREAK THEM UP OR THEY WANT SOME ENEMIES TO LOVERS THING WHICH I WOULD BE SO HAPPY. BUT ANYWAYS. I NEED MORE DISSPAIR. NEED. NOT WANT. NEED. IM GONNA EXPLODE. I NEED TO SEE MY CUTIE PATOOTIE WARABI AGAIN. I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR THEM. PLEASE. THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP NINTENDO. A. CRY. FOR. HELP. LET ME OUT OF THIS CHOKEHOLD OF HAVING A HYPERFIXATION WITH NO CONTENT. THEY LITERALLY HAVE SO MUCH POTENTIAL NINTENDO YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO ME. I THROW MYSELF AROUND MY ROOM ROLLING AND PUNCHING EVERYTHING I OWN KNOWING THAT DISSPAIR MAY NOT BE IN SPLAT3. 


(im craving warabi angst, like i want something like burnt out gifted kid or parents that barely focused on him because of them being so famous. i want something to write an angsty fanfic about but i dont want it to seem weird since it isnt canon)