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Shower tales
If only this shower head would tell on me
How I take advantage of him ever so well
He would make you cum
By describing what we do in detail
Fuck an erection
Because it's vibrations hit just the right spot
Giving me that tingling sensation
Wait, hold up it must be a woman
The way it knows all my distinct locations
Where my knee buckling triggers are hidden
Not many men know that classified information
But me and her we have a very passionate situationship
I could love her all night long if she didn't turn cold on me
Sometimes the chill is ok
But she knows I love it hot
Without boundaries
I want her to drip all over me
She is the only way I get dirty
while becoming clean
I would never turn her down
Unless it's upside and between my thighs
I swear the things we do would have people looking at me differently
But this stays between us...
And the curtain watching lol
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Arius
I was literally just talking ten seconds ago about shower fantasies with someone and came here to find this salacious, brilliant little poem. It feels like serendipity!
Who among us has not discovered the secret pleasure of a detachable shower head?
I love this and look forward to reading more of your stuff.
Sardonic The Hedgehog
I, uh, ahem, I think I have the wrong number.
Aww come on. This was the lucky number
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I was initially caught off guard, but I laughed out loud because I picked this of like what, ten or fifteen options?
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Jody Marie ♡
Ayeeee!!! SPICYYY!!! 🌶 Great poem!
Lol thank you!
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You're welcome!
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Möbus
I was not expecting this. Good humour.
Thanks!!
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Jon 🐇
*gulp* gonna go check something in the other room, brb, nice poem btw ;)
Aww Jon you picked my link lol I had to delete the post and do it again. Lol I have to add someone else.
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