IM OBSESSED WITH BANQUET FROZEN BREAKFAST

I FUCKING LOVE EM!!!!! every grocery trip i go into the store and check if theyre on sale, if they are, i get 10 to 13 of them. BUT if theyre GOBO....I SHOVE AS MANY OF THOSE MOTHERFUCKS INTO MY CART AS IT CAN FIT BEFORE THEY TELL MANAGMENT! the managment at my local grocery store has become wise of my hunger...theyll often send their goons to tell me "theres a limit to how many of those you can buy..." but i just keep on trudging goddammit! i scan and scan until i high tail my ass outta there, they cant fucking stop me im a BANQUET BREAKFAST MACHINE!! IM BANGING ON THAT BANQUET!! thank cheese for touch to pay because ill be done by the time they have called the cops, they pull up looking for the banquet banger? HES PULLING OUT THE STATION ASSHOLES!!! they cant stop me in the parking lot either, the cart becomes my steed. i dont need bags... i just need BANQUET BREAKFAST!!!! i shall defy the word of the gods and enjoy it for every meal as my friends and family watch me craft my magnum opus. they can beg me to stop on their knees but IT WILL NEVER END!! these god damn artificial flavors are gonna kill me and ILL COME BACK IMMORTAL JUST TO GET MORE!!!