Quotes that Make me Giggle

Specifically from Helluva Boss ^

That Time when Blitz and Moxxie were caught by these agents: "Okay, I'm gonna stop you right there, bitch. First of all, we just woke up from a very nasty shock and I'm still feeling f--kin' woozy, so I'm gonna request you fetch us some coffee before we get into this. I mean, everyone gets coffees in sh!tty movies with scenes like this, am I right? I want something iced, b!tch. Mox?" -Blitz

"I'll have a Neopolitan cappuccino, more cappu than cino, make sure it's got no more than four ounces of milk, the beans won't have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup they always put "Foxy" or "Roxy", I hate that. If you can't handle that, I'll have a Venti traditional Misto. Please use soy milk with two blond shots Affogato and Ristretto. I'd also love three vanilla pumps at the very bottom. Then, add the coffee after, then-" -Moxxie

-Later in the scene-

"Daddy likey dummy." -Blitz

"Da-n it, Moxxie, I just bouGHT THOSE EELS." - Also Blitz

"Well christ on a stick, I guess there is a god-" *BAM* "aAAAH!" -Blitz, getting to end the annoying kid's yammering

"AAA A NEW HOLE!! SCATTER!!" -Guess who, Yep it's Blitzo.


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