so i got a papercut earlier. ON MY TONGUE AND THATS OKAY DESPITE THE PAIN. but then i decided it was a good idea to eat sour patch. and god it hurt but so worth it (i regret it) and later (now) i think its an even BETTER idea to eat hot fries. so I'm sitting here. lonely. in pain. and dreading the future of my burnt tongue and soon to be exploded bathroom.
do not be like me