My opinion on why water is the worst drink

(Read this with a sexy man voice)

As you probably heard all your life , from your parents, doctors, friends…. “Drinking water is healthy for you , and it helps you to stay hydrated and alive to continue your duty as a citizen in this society we have built “ and of course it is in fact healthy . BUT IT SUCKS AF .

FIRST OF ALL SH IS TASTELESS , T A S T E L E S S , WHY would I drink something when I’m thirsty WHEN ITS F TASTELESS , IT TASTE LIKE NOTHING  N O T H I N G.

SECOND OF ALL you, you are drinking fish homes bro :\ not cool, my bro Nemo is homeless now , and it’s all thanks to your thirsty as s. He got accepted in college 3 days ago , and now he can’t go there because you literally drank his whole town bro, like chill lol

THIRD OF ALL , it has no color. Nothing . It’s just transparent. The most boring thing on earth I swear , it would look sick if it was green, BUT NOOOO , THERES NO COLOR, BORINGGGGGGG

In conclusion, drink human blood