i am being tested

there is some cruelly divine shit happening to me and i am having none of this absolute nonsense. dare i say this fucking tomfoolery, bullshittery, maybe. this is truly the worst thing that could have ever happened to me. i am truly appalled and heartbroken by the events that're taking place. i may disappear into the woods and come out a different man, and nobody will be happy about it. i am seething with rage the likes of which humanity may never comprehend, not that they should bother to understand. this is the end for me. i will shrivel up in the deathray we call the sun and the only thing that will keep me from passing on is my own tears. (can't play my funny videogame)