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“killing is distasteful” um ok anyways TOP TEN TIMES JIGSAW DID KILL THOSE GUYS

That scene where LITERALLY JIGSAW says “killing is distasteful” is um. something. so! here’s every time Johnny Jigsaw Kramer has killed/attempted to kill innocent people.

1. Sing and Tapp. Literally in the first movie John whips out a fucking Assassin’s Creed blade in his sleeve and slashes Tapp’s throat. Tapp somehow survives this but the intent was clear. Then, immediately after, Sing is killed by four fucking shotguns John set up.

2. Adam. While yes, Adam was in a test, he was still unfairly killed by Jigsaw. His job was to survive until six. He did. Hell, he even has a whole scene where he shouts about wanting to live (like, isn’t that literally what you want Jigsaw??) and yet, John still leaves him to die in the classic “GAME OVER” scene. Also first movie.

3. Cecil. His first victim. After Cecil escapes the Knife Chair, he charges at John and gets caught in barbed wire, meanwhile John just watches him die. What happened to “human life is sacred”?? And sure, you could argue that Cecil got himself killed, but he literally passed his test! He was good to go! Hell, in Jigsaw, we literally see a person being tested for watching another human die! The hypocrisy smfh

4. NEARLY EVERYONE IN WILLIAM EASTON’S TESTS. Besides the people on the Shotgun Carousel and the Acid Room, none of those people had any association with William Easton. In his first test, he goes against a janitor with LUNG CANCER in a BREATH HOLDING CHALLENGE. The janitor is INTENDED to fail. Then, William is tasked with killing one of TWO RANDOM PEOPLE WHO HAVEN’T DONE ANYTHING WRONG. THEY’RE JUST THERE FOR HIM TO CHOOSE WHO TO KILL??

5. Bobby Dagen’s wife. GOD this scene was SO CRUEL. She didn’t know ANYTHING about Bobby pretending to be a Jigsaw survivor. At least the other people who died in that movie knew and actually “deserved” it to some extent. Not only that, but she can’t even free herself! She has to rely on the man that got her into this mess. THEN, after he fails, SHE IS LITERALLY COOKED ALIVE?? FOR NOT KNOWING HER HUSBAND WAS LYING??? HELLO?????? She did NOT deserve that holy shit.

I’m sure y’all can remember more these are just the ones I could think of off the top of my head. But yes, sorry Lawrence, but Jigsaw IS a killer.


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