Bathroom trap in Lawrence’s position. If I was Lawrence I could just shoot Adam/give him the poisoned cigarette and win, wouldn’t even have to saw off my foot like a maniac. Adam was doomed from the start, so I couldn’t win as him.
Reverse Bear Trap (IF I HAD MORE THAN ONE MINUTE JFC). All I have to do is cut open a guy and get a key. Couldn’t do it if I only had a minute bc jfc who the hell can cut open a guy and find a key inside him in a single minute??? Life even if you could theoretically there’s no way you wouldn’t hesitate or gag and waste seconds.
If I was in Daniel’s position in Saw 2 I would live because, well, he literally had a Jigsaw apprentice protecting him the whole time.
Jeff’s test. Literally all he was doing was deciding whether or not to save other people. Easy peasy.
Rigg’s test. Again, just deciding whether or not to save other people. And I’m slow asf so I probably would make it to the door after the timer ran out and survived and became an apprentice or whatever tf they were going to do with Rigg if he survived.
Cupid’s Arrows if I was in the woman’s position. I mean, it was literally set up so she’d live and he’d die lol.
I could probably survive the fatal five’s traps up until the Ten Pints of Sacrifice. I’m not putting my hand in a damn saw blade.
I would survive the Pound of Flesh trap because I am a trans man.
I would survive the Oxygen Crusher because I am a trans man.
The one where William Easton has to choose who dies is another one I could beat because yet again all I’m doing is choosing who dies.
Shotgun Carousel depends on who’s running the carousel. If I was in the position of running it, then once again, I’d just be choosing who dies.
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